During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
She even gives head with a lisp.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
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