I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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