Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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