So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
Randomize
