It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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