You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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