Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
I forget how to act sober
Randomize