on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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