For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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