Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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