It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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