I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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