ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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