Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Randomize
