how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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