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(919): View more from North Carolina

so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.

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(845): View more from New York

He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?

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(314): View more from Missouri

just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"

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(530): View more from California

i'm lost and i look like a hooker

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(845): View more from New York

the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well

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(818): View more from California

Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party

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(360): View more from Washington

that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...

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(336): View more from North Carolina

I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.

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(870): View more from Arkansas

FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL

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