I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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