Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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