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i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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