But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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