Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
that is very illegal...i love you.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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