i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
do herpes really smell.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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