Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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