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i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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