My room smells like vodka and shame
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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