I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
if only i could text you this smell
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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