Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
All the doctor said was why
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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