i just wanna soil my oats bro
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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