I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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