I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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