oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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