Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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