there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I deserve this hangover.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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