Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Randomize
