too bad you live with your parents still
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Randomize