So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
you never un-have a 4some
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
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