We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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