It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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