My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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