I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
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