also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
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