so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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