the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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