WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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