And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
please don't ironically join a cult
Randomize
