Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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