You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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