your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
Randomize
