ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
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I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
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