what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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