PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Randomize
