Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I wanna passion pit in your ass
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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