NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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