This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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