Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
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