i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Oh god it's open bar.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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